Happy December, you magnificent masochists! Today at Lake Altoona we’re looking at a brisk high of 48°F and a low of 43°F, with conditions that seem personally designed to test your commitment to the paddling lifestyle. We’re kicking off at 7am with a slight chance of rain showers and 15 mph winds from the NNW, because apparently the weather wanted to establish dominance early.
The Paddling Window: 7AM-7PM Reality Check
Let’s break down your 12-hour adventure in wind-related suffering. From 7am through 1pm, you’re battling a consistent 20 mph north wind that turns Lake Altoona into a very wet treadmill — paddle forward, get pushed back, repeat. Temperatures crawl from 45°F at dawn to a whopping 47°F by noon, which is what passes for ‘warming up’ in Wisconsin’s cruel December embrace. The good news? Those rain showers at 7am should clear out, leaving you with mostly cloudy skies and 100% regret about your hobby choices. Your best sub-window is honestly 4pm onwards when things finally calm down.
Through the Day: A Wind Odyssey
Early morning paddlers face the worst of it: 20 mph winds holding steady from 8am through 1pm while temperatures hover stubbornly between 44°F and 47°F. By 2pm, the wind gods show mercy, dropping to 15 mph with partly sunny skies emerging and temps reaching that glorious 48°F peak. The real magic happens after 5pm when winds ease to 10 mph, and by 7pm you’re looking at a gentle 5 mph breeze under mostly clear skies at 43°F. The afternoon-to-evening transition is genuinely pleasant — if you can survive the morning.
Who Should Actually Come Today
This is a day for experienced paddlers who laugh at 16 mph average winds and own proper cold-weather gear. Kayak rental Lake Altoona style today means dressing like you’re preparing for battle — layers, splash gear, maybe a few whispered prayers. Looking for chill paddleboard rental Wisconsin vibes? Come back when the wind isn’t treating the lake like a personal punching bag, or show up after 4pm when conditions finally respect your existence.
Visit Details
We’ve got 6 kayaks and 6 paddleboards ready for your Lake Altoona kayak adventure, available sunrise to sunset. The kiosk is unstaffed, so it’s just you, your vessel, and your questionable decision-making — one of the truly unique things to do Wisconsin style.
The Bottom Line
If you’re a wind-tested warrior seeking a December challenge, the afternoon hours await you. Everyone else? Maybe check back tomorrow, or embrace the chaos and join us after 4pm when Lake Altoona finally decides to play nice.
Weather & Safety Disclaimer: This forecast is based on current data and is subject to rapid change. Always check current conditions in person before paddling. Water conditions can change suddenly and unexpectedly. Kayak Kiosk is not liable for changes in weather, water conditions, or personal injury. Paddlers assume all risks associated with paddling. Always wear a properly fitting PFD, check official weather forecasts, and use good judgment. Do not paddle in conditions you are uncomfortable with.

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